"There's a lot more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." -Derek Zoolander
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EDUMACATION:
--B.A. English Literature w/Honors, Sociology Minor @ Mills College
--Single Subject, Teaching Credential: English
--CLAD Certified
--Master of Arts in. Education
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Who would even wanna teach at that school anyway?!
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FUN FACTS ABOUT MRS. P:
  • When I am not grading your essays, I spend time with my family and mentally challenged dogs.
  • Mr. P teaches at the school that shall not be named...
  • My kids go to school right here in Ptown. In fact, my daughter just graduated as a Falcon! (My traitorous son is a Don...the shame...) 
  • Epic word ninja
  • Total indie music snob
  • Sports is güd